– The HEFTIEST bag of yarn I’ve ever lifted. Felt like it was about ready to snap my arm off. Featuring a roll of jute twine and a crocheted rosette that somebody gave up on after two or three rounds.

– Thrifted canned goods and a tool for when your toilet paper is just TOO BEEFY for normal holders.

– One of those fake scrolling aquariums that’s also a football for some reason.

– About a million public bathroom soap dispensers.