So while going through a random thift shop in downtown Fredericksburg, VA, my friend and I found this marvelous display in the basement. He wasnt for sale and totally naked, the only thing on him was the words “I’d tap that” on his butt, and he was worryingly close to the kids books section where…

A weird shell tree, a really dusty mannequin, Jesus, some weird clowns, and a stainless steel chilly necklace (that they apparently have multiple of)