Was out hunting for an ornament for an ornament exchange and found these gems: 1) a String Sprite 2) Thing’s long lost sister. 3) Lord of the Pez. It is unknown if they contained pez.

Not thrifty, but definitely shifty Spotted in facebook marketplace. I don’t know what’s more amazing/gross: the dirty pans, the foot in the frame, or “bought one month before” before what?? The apocalypse?