A cursëd ventriloquist dummy (locked in a cabinet), one of those receipt calculators, a lamp from every movie bank, poker chips and dip tray (there was still dip in it 🤢), a lot of wall paper, bird clock, isle of man mug, 50th wine glass (?), And sailor Moon bubble bath solution

International friends What time is it? IT’S TRAIN O’CLOCK Y’ALL We almost bought this for a white elephant gift but I was afraid I’d hear ghostly maracas in the night until Christmas Jar of fake cookies. For when you want it to look like you care but you actually have a grudge against the universe