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You are at Buffalo Exchange looking through the men’s tees, suddenly a strange “Wololo” catches your eye. You take a closer look and absorb the whole image; An eyeless Monk carrying a mighty tome open to an unknown passage and wielding a Shepherds Crook high above his head. He speaks in a Holy tongue unfamiliar to a heathen like yourself. A moment passes. It occurs to you that you recognize this Holy Man. It can’t be, you think to yourself, Is this an Age of Emperors II Definitive Edition tee shirt? You quickly turn the shirt over, desperate to know the truth and there it is, proudly emblazened across the back of the shirt: AGE OF EMPERORS II DEFINITIVE EDITION. You audibly gasp and rush to check the price tag– $5.00 USD. The small red “sale” stamp practically glows. You nervously ask the girl behind the desk if five dollars is the sale price, “Everything on sale is 50% off the tag price!!!” She beams, happy to help but blissfully unware of the unbridled joy she just bestowed upon you. $2.50!!!! For an ominous nonsensical tee shirt from one of the first video games you ever played, all of your problems are solved; Your mental health improves, you are given a raise at work, you and your friends schedules finally align so you can hangout. You buy the shirt and all is good.

Admin Didi adds: I had like 500 hours in that game and would have WOLOLOLOOOOOOed the whole way home and drove everyone nuts if I found this.

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